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    59. You Always Measure From The Fan Base

    We decide when we are going to end the podcast, who owns what parts of the show, Rick & Morty's 70 episode deal, Will updates us on the whole "Korea Thing", 12 year old Natalie Portman, Will defends Hitler for a minute, Ethan has small culture crisis, Ethan wants to know if he is still allowed to watch the Cosby Show, Will has an Oculus Touch Level story, Artur has some bad wine tasting advice, Tyler learns that the podcast is all a lie, and Will & Tyler compare downloads.

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    58. You're Getting Soft Out There

    It was Will's birthday and he went to a ballet, Artur reports on Google's new AI, someone gave Will a lighter, Ethan defines an "Air Force", a spoiler free review of A Quiet Place, AI Podcasts, we figure out how to torture your AI, we discuss Childish Gambino's This Is America Video, and the Scooter Rental Situation in San Francisco.

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    57. Phishing For Adegbite Adewunmi Sijuwade

    Artur knows a guy and asked him to come on the Podcast. His name is Danny and he is pretty cool. We learn what IT means, how to get phished, how to fix an xRay machine, we recap who the members of NSync are, ASMR and how it's weird, how Artur & Danny met, how not to steal from a video game store, & we have a small spoiler free chat about Avengers: Infinity War.

    Spoiler Alert: my password is all of these show notes.

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    56. Forty Legions of Phantoms

    This week we recorded twice and Artur couldn't be there for either time. What a jerk. We theorize what he could be doing, serial killers, Will does some crafting, we learn how to make a serial killer, a casting update on The Secret of Pets, Ethan wants to recruit Artur's friends for the podcast, The original Chronicles of Narnia movie & what Hitler (Played by Ray Romano) would do in that land, & Ethan finally learns about circumcision.

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    55. Annihilation Discussion

    This week is a continuation of last week's recording where Aanna, Artur, Tyler & Will talked about the movie Annihilation staring Natalie Portman. We begin with a spoiler free discussion so it is safe to listen to if you haven't seen the movie. We do give a spoiler warning before going deeper.

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    54. You Gunna Cry About It?

    Ethan's laptop died so Aanna took one for the team and filled in for him. We talk about the Westworld Spoiler Video/spoilers in general, and we play the Moral Machine to choose who to kill.

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    53. Putin on the Ritz

    Aanna is back again this week, Artur is terrible at Trivia Nights, Will reviews Best F(r)iends, Seriously, will we ever stop bringing up The Room, Reddit's Circle of Trust, Ready Player One, what is Ethan doing right now, we try to improv a scene a few times, Aanna pitches us a new podcast, & we improve a scene at a Denny's.

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    52. Class-E Felony

    It's a totally normal podcast, no April Fools Day shenanigans here! Ethan's mic sucks, we pick our favorite moments from the last year of podcasting, we revisit an old argument, we check in with Alex, Ethan reads his own Shawshank Redemption erotic fan fiction, ANOTHER call back to Ethan's birthday party, Ethan's mom gave him a weird book, and we finally find Will's line.

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    51. Путин навсегда

    Will thinks that not drinking for one night is rehab, we talk Russian Politics, Artur's version of Ethan's birthday party, RIP Keyboard Cat, Ethan has other friends, some conspiracies, Who will bare the mantle of the Husky?, We talk about some other Tyler we know, Indian Food or Fast food?, Who has the best nuggets?, Will tells an actual heartwarming story and Tyler turns it real dark real fast, St Patrick's day, & Ethan falls into a trap.

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    50. Love is Bigger Than a Microwave

    Artur can't get though a story, We try March Madness, Will shares a couple of stories, Ethan reactivates his twitter, Will bought a tiny booze bottle, & Tyler has some sad news

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    49. The Curse of the Bad-Ass Sweater

    This week we some of us start on time and some others don't. Will shares some things he found on the Urban Dictionary, Ethan arrives so we recap his birthday adventures including: how to make a creepy guy go away, a possibly drunk Uber driver, Will realizes that he may have a drinking problem, Ethan may drink a lot, Will totally has a drinking problem, & Ethan actually has an interesting "new segment"

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    48. Redeeming Shawshank

    We recorded on Ethan's 21st birthday, Will tried some sauce, our favorite movie, vanta black building, & did you really think we could be finished with the Shawshank Redemption?

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    47. The Tyler Show With Tyler

    Artur is late to the recording and no one makes fun of him for it, Will has seen The Room too many times, Tosh.0 to Talk Soup to The Soup to The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale, Tyler realizes he is the Captain now, the raging flames in Ethan loins, Will, tries his hand at trending topics, Nirvana/Foo Fighters/Radiohead, Disabled people at concerts, bands only sing songs about themselves, we talk about Ethan's 21st birthday, & we talking about the new show: Crusin' Craigslist.

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    46. Dead Guys Aren't Bad, Dead Guys Who Are Now Not Dead Are Bad

    Will gets us started with a new segment, Will apologizes... kinda, how much we got from the Tooth Friary, serial killers, Artur has fake money, Ethan tasers himself, Artur wants to move, & PSA: don't send people pictures of your keys.

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    45. Mostly the Left Bit

    Ethan is out this week but we trudge on. Will can't let go of The Room, we play a game, talk about the SpaceX launch, we play random music, Artur tells some stories about being robbed, Will asks a timely question, and we cover the Winter Olympics.

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    44. What Happens When Heroin Does Kids?

    Brain returns to much fanfare, we recommend the best ways to listen to the podcast, Brian & Tyler talk about their new podcast The Discographers (check it out now!), we improv something? Ethan saw The Room so we have to talk about it, somehow Ethan got us on circumcisions, we get the bottom of the whole Aziz Ansari, & Ethan explains sex.

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    Patreon Exclusive Cut Bits - February

    These are clips from January that didn't make it into episode due to time.

    Thank you for supporting us!

    Music for this episode was provided by Zach Havrilla.

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    43. 30% Citizen

    We are finally all in the same room at the same time. Artur has a bad mic, Will drinks for some reason, we take the US Citizen Test, Artur tells a Colombia bar story, Will wants to know what underwear we wear, Will's favorite First Lady, What is the best thing you can buy for $50, & our controller layouts.

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    42. Sponsored By An Act Of God

    This week Tyler is the cause of all the podcast's problems, Will starts ANOTHER new segment, Artur defines an Act of God, Will just wont let anyone forget ALL of Tyler's failures, We start doing some totally real ads, the definition of Sinergy, & Will tells us about his "The Talk".

    Remember to drink responsibly.

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    41. Dress For The Job Have to Want Later, Not The One That's Currently There For You To Have Now

    Ethan, Will, & Tyler record live at Tyler's house. We talk about the day Will became a Man-boy, the curse of Andy Richter, how to buy haunted dolls, smoking laws in California (not THOSE laws...), Will has another new segment, The Golden Globes, Tyler introduces his own new segment, we plan Ethan's 21st Birthday, we finally do that new segment, & Tyler tells the story of the Picture of the Old Man (https://imgur.com/a/5kgNZ).

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    40. Cream of the Crop

    Artur joins us from Columbia, Will challenges Artur for the title he gave him, Will responds to a scandalous tweet he sent, Colombia is just like the show Narcos but with paintball, Will went to a stand up show, Tyler's nonexistent 2 year old, Will has a beef with Tyler's editing, and he reveals his rap group name.

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    39. The Sha-nuka Snafu

    Give us new toys and we immediately abuse them, Will got each of us gifts with mixed results, Will unpacks the mysteries of Kwanzaa, What was the most expensive thing that has been stolen from you?, & we list some disappointing/best Christmas gifts.

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    38. Monopolyscrabblerisk

    This week we have a special guest: Crystal from Board Game Blitz and Podcuture Plays D&D and we grill her about Board Games. Look, I know show notes are are really important but we just talked about board games and maybe I don't want to spoil every last detail right here. It was all good, give it a listen.

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    37. A Disc In Space

    This week Artur & Will get started the show on their own while Ethan & Tyler troubleshoot all the things. Once we we get going we discuss some of the latest allegations, who is and isn't a Lizard Person, how the earth is really flat, Tyler & Will saw Foo Fighters live, & we get sucked into the Flat Earth wiki.

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    36. Ethan is in me, okay

    Will and Ethan team up to host again and this week Ethan has some laptop issues so he crashes at Artur's place, Will needs to address the week's episode, Will ponders how much water is actually in his body, we factually recap Charles Manson's life, Artur & Tyler explain how the Patreion donations are divided, Number Stations, we discuss the call to ban glitter, Will offends all of England, we talk about Super staches, Will updates us on new listeners, Ethan says domicile, Artur updates up on San Francisco crime, Lawyer Dog, & we take a friendship test.

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    35. Subverted Expectations

    We are two hosts down so we brought in some last minute replacements: Aanna & Jon. We talk about Curb Your Enthusiasm is improvised, Rick & Morty's fandom, this week's notable deaths & how much negativity we allow into our lives, Quora.com & and doing research, Uber vs Lyft, GIF vs JIF, Tyler claims he went to school & his enjoyment of films.

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    34. Gaudy Bracelets Give Bodacious Style Because They Aren't Tubular Dude - Part 1

    Aanna is back and we hand her the keys to the show for a week. We talk about Star Trek Discovery vs The Orville, we realize that we may all be figments of someone's imagination, We learn about 80's themed murder mystery themed slang, Artur played tag gloriously, and we try to make a sentence one word at a time.

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    33. How'd You Survive?!

    Will tells us about how he may have gained us a new listener at a masquerade, Artur shares how he tried to do the same at work, Artur tells about app based toilets and how that relates to homelessness, we reveal the podcast hierarchy, Socioeconomics of a beehive, Ethan asks for parenting advice but Will answers, Disney wanted to buy a Fox & why HD Original Trilogy Star Wars is hard, & we talk about the current state of superhero movies.

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    32. #PullMyPlug

    It's spoooooky one this week. Will tells us who he dressed up as, We tell scary stories (Well scary to us at the time...), We solve robot ethics, keyboard facts, & we share our favorite scary movies.

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    31. None of this was Normal

    Ethan & Artur attempt double hosting and human small talk, we practice ad reads, original xBox games come to the Xbox One, Tyler talks about going to see Nine Inch Nails at Aftershock 2017, movie theater social obligations, Artur needs a new licence plate, Will ponders how much his life is worth, Artur explains how he committed light insurance fraud, we recast The Shining, and we talk about Ethan's crotch.

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    30. Jon Voight-Kampf Test

    Dustin Hoffman, Artur reports on a brush fire, autism is a good thing!, we are 30 episodes old, IT, Ethan is a 1999 Historian, Tyler tries to be nostalgic, more escape rooms, Ethan works near Tyler's kids, & spoiler free Bladerunner/Bladerunner 2049 talk.

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    29. Ever Since Time

    Will's Natalie Portman retraction, Tyler's thoughts on Sports Ball mascots, Ethan makes some threats that he can't back up, Artur wants to play an Amazing game of Tag but it kinda falls apart, The Orvile got Canceled?, Conflict Diamonds vs Blood Diamonds, Nat Port's dog shelter, We improv Ethan into an emotional corner, Ethan also, learns how to read, Jaden Smith's Batman Batman Batman, The Black Box, Chuck Norris' thoughts on life, more Gnomes.

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    28. Lohaned vs Highhand

    Curb Your Enthusiasm returns, we compare the seasons of Arrested Development, How Will Arnett looks so young, Artur learns what Talking Fail is really about, Artur spoils the book and movie The City of Ember, why Brian Cranston whistled in Malcolm in the Middle, Will tells a homeless story, we somehow get onto Micheal Cane movies, and finally we talk way too much about. Gnomeo and Juliet Not gunna lie, we just quote a lot of Arrested Development in this one...

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    27. Funnel Cake Spider

    This week we are joined by Josh Zugai from the 2 Brothers Talk Games podcast. We embarrass our homeland by revealing how little we know about the world beyond our borders, Will eats, Ethan gets his heritage results back, Australian killer spiders, gun control, Australia's history/politics, Josh's game: In The End, There Was Kindness, and Josh rips Tyler an new one Australian style. (Editor's Note, I left this last portion completely uncensored to preserve the full impact of Josh's work)

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    26. Artur Can Never Choose Episode Titles

    We refine our Bingo game, Will give advice for homeless people, The Vietnam War Documentary by Ken Burns & it's soundtrack, The Rock Presidency, what is a valid Emmy nomination, the hosts turn on each other, Will went to the DMV, We start monitoring our neighborhoods, Artur tell us a story may or may not incriminate himself, Ethan pulls off a transition, Ethan & Will propose a new Netflix show.

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    25. Talking Bingo

    We kick things off with the next part in Heritage Watch 2017, we meet Ethan's "Mom", Star Wars Episode 9's new director, more Tarkin in Star Wars, we create the Talking Fail Bingo card, our hand washing habits, Artur's wine sample trouble, Will tries a new segment, Ethan wants to experiment, Artur has a friend, Ethan explains Portland Comic Con to his grandma but ends up digging himself into a hole, & Will tells a short joke.

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    24. Bread, Spam, & Cheese

    Aanna calls out Ethan, Artur talks Burning Man, Will & Aanna resolve their issues, We talk about the recent Star Wars Episode 9 News and what is happening with Disney and their problems with keeping directors.

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    23. You've Always Lived Where You've Lived

    This week Kevin Howe from Nerdy Things Podcast the Chevron Unlocked Podcast joins us. We discuss the Stargate Franchise, the Oculus Touch, our end of the world plans, drones, & Ethan learns about the Mansons.

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    22. The Producer Inside of Me

    This week we skirt American politics while talking about the eclipse, does anyone actually read this, Minecraft edition of the Xbox One, Will has a new roommate, Michael McDonald vs Michael McDonald, The Secret Motion Picture, and We lookup our names in the Urban Dictionary.

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    21. Smouth Mash

    Ethan is back! We discuss what we did for Sharkweek, plans for the eclipse, our birthdays, back the eclipse, we ruin some yo mama jokes, we explain landline telephones, Jake Galifianakis, we solve marriage equality, Will is pro bubonic plague?, cyber security, Ethan totally Smash Mouthed the podcast, & Ethan explains what he has been doing for the last 3 week... I think?

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    20. Arm Catheter With Cheese Flavoring

    Artur's friend Brandon joins us this week. Brandon tells us his favorite hospital stories, a Cheetos based pop up restaurant, Anna Feris and Chris Pratt's breakup, Will asks for medical advice... for a friend, Will finally confesses to a murder, How I met Your Dad, Todd from Scrubs' tattoo, what IS Lupis?, and Artur faces his own mortality.

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    19. Therapy Fail

    This week we have our old friend Brian on the show and we discuss GIF vs JIF and the slope gets slippery, a creepy pattern emerges about Tyler's friends, how Brian & Tyler met & we have a small therapy session for Tyler.

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    18. Haggle Down That Price

    This week we stroke our own egos and talk about other podcasts that talk about us, Jensen talks about her Mexican diarrhea, Pawn Puns, Letgo haggling, Rick & Morty, Binging TV, Disneyland private guides, Chester Bennington and Linkin Park.

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    Special 4 – Cut Bits: We Messed Up A Recording Edition

    I'm not gonna lie, we recorded a pretty lame episode this week. So I wasn't too devastated when my (Tyler's) audio was messed up. Yeah, there could be a conspiracy (you'll never prove it!). So here are some clips that we had to cut from a previous episode.

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    16. He Kinda Looks Like Boner

    This week our guest is Jenny from the 90s TV Hour Podcast. We discuss: Tyler & Will's Rickmobile experience, Jenny talks about NYCC, cosplaying, and haggling for art, TV Shows lasting too long & when they should end, Video Games based on TV shows, & Will has a 90's TV Themed series of questions in this week's Next Question.

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    Special 3 - Best Of, Kinda

    We took a week off because of America. Don't worry though, we still have plenty of show for you.

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    Special 2 - Studio Test Show

    We try out recording in the same location and we talk about Artur & Ethan's Road Trip, with visits to a museum, motorcycle shop, some old man's art store, and the best bread consistency for your sandwich.

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    15. I Don't Know Where I Fit Into This

    This week we reboot the podcast, replace our director with Ron Howard, talk about Ethan's mailbox shenanigans, We discuss local Sacramento news, the shows Angie Tribeca & the Naked Gun, and finally we take Listener Questions from the Young, Free, and Coupled podcast with a shout out to the Two Brothers Talk Games podcast.

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    14. Do All Robots Go To Heaven?

    This week Artur is "working" but we brought in Aanna Sapp to talk about her trip to Russia. We reveal the dirt on Chick Fil A and that they are secretly open on Sundays... Robots, AI, and rude Police Charities. Russia: Bread Soda and a clothing optional sauna. We plan our upcoming first in person recording episode Aanna's mom clearly loves her more than she does Ethan In this week's Next Question, we answer sibling related questions.

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    13. You're Not In Kansas Anymore

    Artur and Ethan's Road trip, Tyler shares his trucker experience, Fairy Tales vs Parables ...and how they apply to Hitler? E3 2017, Tyler is an ignorant old man of the show, 4k vs HD, Consumerism movie ratings, Tyler's first rated R movie.

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    12. I Paid for a Full Session

    Ethan is moving so he had to record via his laptop microphone so please excuse the quality. He doesn't talk much anyway... This week we recap the Escape Room with Jensen, Will and Ethan explore their hypothetical relationship, and Jensen asks the deep questions.

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    Special 1 - Ready Player One

    In a special episode Tyler invites Paul O'Malley on to talk the book and upcoming film Ready Player One written by Ernest Cline.

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    11. Burnt Pile of Folgers and Oddities In Your Variables

    The mellowest conversation about the origins coffee you will ever hear. Acid takes science. Steven Spielberg (Director of Jurassic Park II, War of the Worlds, & Indiana Jones 4) will be producing the return of the Animaiacs. TV shows that we lost before their time. We ask ourselves questions to ask a guy you like.

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    10. Four Shawshanks & A Green Mile

    Ethan is off this week so Jensen returns. We discuss haircuts, the American Gods tv show, escaping and breaking into our own homes and various rooms, the Dark Tower.

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    6. Clapping Is Consent

    This week we have our first guest Jensen Sandlin, reply to Alex's email, Jensen man-splains board games, another email from Alex, and we plot to take over an Olive Garden.

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    3. Perks of Touching a Wallflower

    Vanta Black will absorb all the lights, a meta Rick & Morty theory, David Bowie's best song (according to Ethan), and Ethan has a minor mental breakdown.

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    2. Space Problems & Canon Wahlbergs

    Ethan is missing, Indiana Jones vs some other person, completely authentic Irish culture descriptions, and we check our Twitter account.

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    1. Pineapple Over Wifi

    In our premiere episode we compare Hemsworths & Olsons, debate the merits of pineapples on pizza, talk about a movie you'll never see, and among other things, Musk in spaaace!

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    Patreon Exclusive Cut Bits - January

    These are clips from July that didn't make it into episode due to time. Guest: Crystal Pisano

    Thank you for supporting us!

    Music for this episode was provided by Zach Havrilla.

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